“I would like to learn how to be married happily.” Yes, ask the unmarried man in the dress. He knows.”
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Last week I did an interview for Coffee With A Canine. Interview about demon puppy. Since we’re in the mood for dogs you should also watch this video of the laughing baby. The baby seems drunk. Other Things Online was last modified:…
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Once in a while I like to check my stats to see who is coming from where and how they ended up here. And, I have to say, I am really fucking sorry if you were searching for “public sex”…
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So, coming up in May Francesco and I will be married for the third time. The first time was in Utah in the town hall so we could speed up my visa process, the second time was a week later…
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It’s not that I’m entirely anti-social, it’s more like I intensely dislike and refuse to participate in small-talk for any extended period of time. The weather is great, we both have jobs, how fun that you too completed college, please,…
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I have the most amazing friends in the entire world. That’s a fact, you can fucking wikipedia it and if it’s not there isn’t because someone deleted it out of jealousy. I have the kind of friends who would LITERALLY…
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My friend Chule (nclick-kool-ay), a badass South African told me to read a book titled, The 5 Love Languages. I was obviously scared, because “love” and “self help” generally mean “sappy” and “uncomfortable,” however I acquiesced because Chule is wise and…
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So, it seems that the world didn’t end, OR it did end and I’ve remained in the same level of hell identical to my life on earth. Which is entirely possible according to a Mormon missionary that came to my…
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I’ve been meaning to update my blog but Christmas has been a little hectic. I do want you all to know that Christmas was good. I received an awesome pair of boots from my husband, a bottle of shampoo from…