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January 2013

  • Chris Brown is an asshole  Romantic Porn: They say it’s for women? Childless people, gays, etc don’t need marriage.-Pro 8, People, stop with the crazy. “God is love”, so love, let others love, and shhhhh.  Russian family so isolated they…

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    January 29, 2013

    ME. “If we go to Thailand I get a butler, my own butler, it’s ethical and I would tip them a lot because I’m nice but I get a butler and it says they make you coffee in the morning and draw the drapes, so basically I can be like that ugly girl from Annie. And the butler will do “anything” according to the website so she can read me books and help me plan trips and I can name her butterfly!”

    Fra. “You can’t name them.”

    ME. “Who fucking says!? I can name her buttlerfly. Butterfly, please make some coffee. Butterfly, does this skirt make me look fat? It’s going to be the best time! We’re going to Thailand!”

  • As usual I made a huge ass of myself today in our one hour marriage class titled “The Family Crisis.” Actually, it happened before the class even started because I’m that good, but to my defense I’m not the one…

  • Sometimes I’m serious and I do serious things. Who’d a thought? This is an art installation I’m currently involved in. And yeah, it’s intense, don’t be all judgy! Okay, but seriously it’s a little intense and graphic so if you’re…

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    Other Things Online

    January 23, 2013

    Last week I did an interview for Coffee With A Canine.  Interview about demon puppy.  Since we’re in the mood for dogs you should also watch this video of the laughing baby.  The baby seems drunk. Other Things Online was last modified:…

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    Public Sex?

    January 21, 2013

    Once in a while I like to check my stats to see who is coming from where and how they ended up here. And, I have to say, I am really fucking sorry if you were searching for “public sex”…

  • I have the most amazing friends in the entire world. That’s a fact, you can fucking wikipedia it and if it’s not there isn’t because someone deleted it out of jealousy. I have the kind of friends who would LITERALLY…

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