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I sent a text to Francesco this morning to help him celebrate April Fool’s Day for the first time. Me: Honey! The police just came by! Something about immigration and you not giving them your new address? He said you…

1. Dad: So, when are you guys having babies? Me: When we’re ready. Dad: You are 32? What else do you need to do? Me: Be ready. Dad: You know, when old people have babies, their babies are retarded. Me:…

New Years was like one month ago but I’m kind of disorganized and forgetful. I just found this in my phone and I felt like it was something I should share with everyone. Yes, I’m worse in real life. New…

When life gets shitty: Buy wine, grab snacks, invite over friends and have a craft day; modge-podge a pair of old heels with Wolverine or Capybara pictures. Call them your “Beast Beats” or your “Diva Dwaynes” and dance it up. Stomp…

Hello Everyone! This post is REALLY LONG so I apologize. It’s only part of a longer story that I’m working on but I thought you guys would find it amusing because this shit was ridiculous but in retrospect hilarious and…

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog, and basically everyone is just here for the Zebra sex.   2013 In Review (Holy Shit! I Survived!) I had my Italian wedding in May and did it without…

Of course if there is a video in the world about the amazing sex appeal of Italian men my husband will find it and spend the rest of the day peacocking around the house as if the video was made…

WINNING! My views for my post 25 Things I’ve Learned About Italy  is somewhere near 9,000 and the comments are pouring in. So far I’ve gotten a ton of really good feedback. A lot of really nice expats and Italian people…

1. Appreciate Your Life Be thankful that you wake up alive each morning. Don’t take your situation for granted, most people never get the chance to live abroad and experience what you’re experiencing. Don’t sweat the small stuff like the…

Since I have more weird conversations in any given day than any healthy person should have in a year I’m going to start posting these regularly. These are just for fun, they were not serious conversations, and nobody has been…