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So, it seems that the world didn’t end, OR it did end and I’ve remained in the same level of hell identical to my life on earth. Which is entirely possible according to a Mormon missionary that came to my…

I’ve been meaning to update my blog but Christmas has been a little hectic. I do want you all to know that Christmas was good. I received an awesome pair of boots from my husband, a bottle of shampoo from…

I woke up at six a.m. to write this, then I sent it to Francesco for commentary just to give him a veto option. He’s very conservative, not like republican conservative, but more like “oh my god what will people…

Dog Shit Dog Rape Zombies Zombie Babies Foreign  Embarrasing  Vagina Clearly, I need to stop blogging while drunk.

This was a picture I just found from my bachelorette party. One of those mean little clown demons tried to stab me with his knife when I asked for directions to a nearby club. Good thing I had a penis…

Guns are not the problem, nor are they the solution. Fucked up men are the problem (Yes, and here comes the men screaming, “sexism, sexism” but the fact is that the shootings have been carried out by 99.9% men. That’s…

This is what Florence looks like right now. I love Christmas in Italy. It’s so beautiful. The tourists though. I KNOW you want to visit but could you do it after I leave? I can’t pick up dog doodie while…

    I made this because I’m a fucking artist. And I’m sorry about my handwriting, and I’m sorry that my husband litters.  

“In object-relations theory, girls adjust better psychosocially than boys. Girls become extensions of the mother; they do not need to separate. Boys, on the other hand, must separate from the mother to become independent.” Interesting was last modified: December 17th,…