I woke up at six a.m. to write this, then I sent it to Francesco for commentary just to give him a veto option. He’s very conservative, not like republican conservative, but more like “oh my god what will people…
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Dog Shit Dog Rape Zombies Zombie Babies Foreign Embarrasing Vagina Clearly, I need to stop blogging while drunk.
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This was a picture I just found from my bachelorette party. One of those mean little clown demons tried to stab me with his knife when I asked for directions to a nearby club. Good thing I had a penis…
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Guns are not the problem, nor are they the solution. Fucked up men are the problem (Yes, and here comes the men screaming, “sexism, sexism” but the fact is that the shootings have been carried out by 99.9% men. That’s…
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This is what Florence looks like right now. I love Christmas in Italy. It’s so beautiful. The tourists though. I KNOW you want to visit but could you do it after I leave? I can’t pick up dog doodie while…
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I made this because I’m a fucking artist. And I’m sorry about my handwriting, and I’m sorry that my husband litters.
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“In object-relations theory, girls adjust better psychosocially than boys. Girls become extensions of the mother; they do not need to separate. Boys, on the other hand, must separate from the mother to become independent.” Interesting was last modified: December 17th,…
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So, my husband is obsessed with Ellen and he asked me if we can go to her show when we move to the US. I told him that we can although I have no idea where her show is located…
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F: Berlusconi is running for prime minister again. How the hell is this possible!? ME: Is it weird I’m not surprised? F: After all the prostitute scandals and the indictment how can people still support him running? I mean, do…