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How I Met My Husband In Florence And Why I (Wrongly) Believed I Was Awesome

written by M.E. Evans February 10, 2014

My Italian husband who I met while totally wasted at a bar. How am I ever going to convince our kids that binge drinking is bad when it totally led to their birth?

While I drank a lot less in Florence than I did when I lived in Salt lake, I still found myself out at least three nights per week. My favorite spot was a rock and roll pub called Angies that I’d discovered through my school’s nude model, Lorenzo, who posed weekly in my painting and drawing classes. Lorenzo DJ’d at a few hip clubs around the city a few nights per week. He took advantage of the fact that he worked with students by promoting his club nights while sitting awkwardly with his elephant truck resting nonchalantly on his leg. I’ve drawn or painted his penis at least two-hundred times. If asked, the one thing I learned in art school was to draw his penis from memory. I believe in sixty years I’ll still have this magical gift. 

I was at Angies one night in January having a drink with my roommates, and a Guy student from our program. The bar was its usual dingy and dark self, the kind of place that had a specific odor that was somewhere between a strippers thigh towards the end of a long shift and a men’s urinal. It was sexy in a heroin chic kind of way, with its red walls yet outlandishly cartoonish with the number of blue whale caricatures that decorated the wall spaces and ceiling. In the back room, where the DJ booth and makeshift dance area was located, hardcore porn played on a small T.V. that hung from the ceiling with a metal hanger. I liked Lorenzo for a DJ because he played the right mix of Lady Gaga and Fleetwood Mac. It was a home-away from home because it was dark and dingy like my soul. It was also awsome that the owners never charged me for drinks and let me dance on the bar when I had ten too many.

The bar was hit or miss. Some nights it was empty with maybe ten patrons, most who were Morroccan drug dealers. The other nights it was like a sorority hazing, of eighteen year old girls well over their alcohol limit, packed into the space like a beehive. It was nights like this that I often stood on top of one of the coffee tables to avoid human contact with the buzzing teens. That’s how I met my husband. I was standing on top of a booze soaked table, tapping my heels to the beat of music, splashing cigarette butts and hepatitis under my heels. The guy from the grad program and Anne were both standing next to me on top of the table. My South African Princess was in the mess of things twerking her peers into shame.  The Guy leaned over and said, “I’d really like to date an Italian girl while I’m here. At least one.” And I went on, in a totally unfounded cocky way, to explain that getting a date was simple. You had to ask. That’s it. “Easier said than done,” he added. At that exact moment an attractive Italian man walked into the back room wearing a black peacoat with his collar popped up. He had a drink in his hand and was obviously looking for someone. He crossed the sea of bodies and turned towards us. “Watch.” I told The Guy. I pointed, drunkenly, and like a total asshole, at the peacoat guy, and then in front of myself to communicate in chimpanzee language that I wanted him to walk his adorable ass from the wall to me. He started coming over to me but was interrupted by a student stopping him and then My South African Princess’ ass was somehow going up and down in front of him. The rest of My South African Princess was on the floor. He pointed to me, she laughed and nodded, and he ended up at my feet.

“Hi. What’s your name?” I asked.

“I’m Francesco.”

“Cool. Come and get my number before you leave.” I said. Then I stood back up and went about my business. He nodded and walked off.

About ten minutes later I snatched a pen and paper from DJ/Nude model Lorenzo and handed my number to Francesco who was simply standing around casually chatting with people he clearly didn’t know. “Here. Call me. But not until Thursday because I have class.” I said. He nodded again. Then, a few minutes later he left the bar.

“Are you fucking kidding me!?” The Guy said. I shrugged and felt smugly proud of myself as if I’d accomplished something amazing by drunkenly handing a drunk man my phone number at a bar. Alcohol clearly does weird things for my ego.

My husband told me a year later after we were engaged that his first thought was, “She’s too pretty for me,” and the second thought was, “but she’s totally going to be easy.” For the record I totally wasn’t. Sucker.

He called me exactly on Thursday one week later. That was our first date (which is another story and another blog post and another embarrassing chapter in my life).

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Pippa Pirrip February 10, 2014 at 4:36 pm

Best post ever. I was straight up cackling- it was not attractive, but luckily Bexley is the only one here as a witness.

Until I stopped being interested in being near anyone, this was exactly how I picked people up, except I was easy. (I don’t know, is it “easy” if you’re the one demanding sex? Or is that just being awesome? I was only really thinking of myself, so I’m going with awesome.) I met ThatFriend by drunkenly stumbling over to him in a club and saying, “Oh my god, you’re fucking beautiful.” before we spent the next few hours deciding we were soulmates. I picked up ExHusband by telling him he was pretty and since my birthday was coming up, I thought he’d make a great present and should plan on having lots of sex with me that day. Prince Charming, my boyfriend from my early 20s, I picked up by saying that he was so attractive, if he didn’t ask for my number, I might never recover.

Anyway, this was brilliant. I love that you’re not a shrinking violet! And I kind of want to get drunk with you now

Linda February 10, 2014 at 6:13 pm

OOOOOOOOOooooooooh you make me feel young again! I would never haved missed my sauced up ,table dancing days for anything. You are too much! love it

Expat Eye February 10, 2014 at 8:57 pm

Aww, how drunkenly romantic! Are you going to post the first date one on Valentine’s Day? Please do – I’ll need a laugh 😉

M.E. Evans February 11, 2014 at 9:06 pm

I will absolutely do that for you. I’m also going going to turn it into a V-Day card also.

Expat Eye February 11, 2014 at 9:07 pm


Paula Jensen-Holm February 10, 2014 at 9:43 pm

I can easily see from the photo of your husband, why you were (are) so attracted to him! And anyone gets 10 points in my book for not wearing an awful black puffy jacket so favored in Italy. He looks very smart! Love your revealing insights into life and love in Italy. (maybe you would be the best person to do an expose on the fashion faux pas of black puffy jackets) You can see I am obsessed!

M.E. Evans February 11, 2014 at 9:04 pm


To be honest I DO own a puffy jacket. I hate it. But, it was a gift from my in-laws who were devastated that I did not own one up until that point. I only wear it when I’m going to be seeing them. My husband somehow escaped their fear of him freezing to death. 🙂 I WOULD like to talk about the puffy jacket more. It’s hideous and totally doesn’t match the other relatively cute things worn by local bodies.

Susan February 11, 2014 at 6:52 am

Love your stories, please keep them coming!

M.E. Evans February 11, 2014 at 9:01 pm

Thank you! I’ll do my best. 😉

Lucy Porter February 11, 2014 at 11:52 am

That’s got to be the best getting-together story ever. Do you tell that to everyone who asks including older relatives and colleagues? Would love to see their faces 🙂 and also if you find a place like that in Milan, let me know? Ta!
Lucy xxx
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M.E. Evans February 11, 2014 at 9:02 pm

We usually just awkwardly go, “Uhm, we met, in uh, Florence.”

chirose February 13, 2014 at 6:53 pm

ooooo – I LOVE this story.!!!!

DuchessOfSam February 14, 2014 at 11:18 pm

God, this is just fantastic. Everything about this.

M.E. Evans February 16, 2014 at 5:44 am

Thank you Duchess.

Raca February 19, 2014 at 11:37 am

I absolutely love your blog. It is so funny, interesting and I love how sarcastic you are! One of the best blogs I’ve read recently!

M.E. Evans February 19, 2014 at 6:28 pm

thank you so much Raca. I appreciate that. 🙂

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