“I have to put this on Facebook! The Grand Canyon is amazing!” My FIL is obsessed with FB. He’s been carefully planning every post to “make my friends jealous.” Naturally. He tries the posts out on us, asking our opinion…
Italian Family
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This isn’t a real post. It’s more of a follow-up post to a series of posts that I wrote a long time ago. I felt that I should update everyone because I never did for some reason. I don’t want everyone to…
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Francesco has decided to get in shape which he doesn’t really need a lot of because he’s already a babe. He went out and got a gym membership and has been pretty dedicated, going every night. The gym that he…
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1. Dad: So, when are you guys having babies? Me: When we’re ready. Dad: You are 32? What else do you need to do? Me: Be ready. Dad: You know, when old people have babies, their babies are retarded. Me:…
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stories
3 Women Of Different Nations Hold The World Together By Talking Shit On Italian Men
January 16, 2014Some of our friends drove down to Cassino to see F and I, while we were staying at his parents apartment a few weeks ago before the holidays. The dudes went out to do some running around and they left…
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expat life
Living In Italy: “Your Boobs Suck,” And Other Lessons I Learned From My Mother-In-Law
January 10, 2014Hello Everyone! This post is REALLY LONG so I apologize. It’s only part of a longer story that I’m working on but I thought you guys would find it amusing because this shit was ridiculous but in retrospect hilarious and…
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stories
Italian Families. This Is Not Really What I Meant By, “You Should Play With Your Niece.”
September 13, 2013If I had to give any compliment to my husband it would be that he is insanely receptive to things I tell him. I’m not saying that he listens all the time, or always does what I want, but he…