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Oh, Angelo: Possibly The Hottest Italian Man Living In Florence

written by M.E. Evans September 15, 2015

A month ago some friends of mine from the AZ area joined me and Francesco in Florence for a week. For the first part of our trip we stayed in an Airbnb apartment near Santo Spirito. The apartment was sunny, newly renovated and modern. Well, mostly modern. It didn’t have air conditioning for reasons I’m still trying to work out in my mind. It was July, hot as hades, my boobs were sweaty and my makeup melted down my face the second I put it on so I looked like a whimpering mime most of the time. Since it was so hot in our apartment we mostly avoided it altogether, jetting out in the a.m. and wandering the streets like dried prunes till the evening. On one particular day the heat had become too much for me (since I’m apparently a delicate flower), and I started feeling dizzy. The last thing I wanted to do was faint in the middle of the street, something I’d witnessed a few years prior when a friend of ours from Brescia visited Florence and she dropped like a sack of potatoes on the Ponte Vecchio from heat exhaustion. She spent five hours hooked up to I.V.’s while a drunk man belted out tunes across from her. No thanks. So, not wanting to faint, we beelined it back to our hot ass apartment so I could take a cold shower.

When we walked into the apartment building we were hit by a gust of cool air. Turned out that the floor level was nice and cool, the sun hadn’t managed to work its way through the three meters of cement slabs. The main floor, the hallway, felt air conditioned and glorious so my friend Karen and I took a seat on the steps until my light-headedness passed. Francesco ran upstairs to our apartment on the fourth floor to grab some bottled waters from the fridge. Karen and I talked on the cold cement steps, enjoying a few wonderful minutes away from the hot air outside that felt like a blow-dryer on the nape of your neck. My face returned to its normal tone, my cheeks lost their bright red flush, and I felt fine again.

At about this time, the front door of the apartment building opened and a tall Italian man enters dressed in a navy blue suit. His head is shaved, he’s wearing D&G sunglasses and Italian leather shoes. He shuts the door behind him, pivots, and stops cold when he sees us on the steps in front of him. A smile slowly spreads across his face, a perfect smile, revealing an excellent set of the whitest pearly whites I’ve ever seen in Italy outside of a magazine ad. He pauses there for a moment just smiling, then walks with purpose directly up to Karen and I. Standing only a few inches from our feet he cocks his head to the side, the smile has only spread wider at this point,

“Hello,” he says in Italian, “what are you doing here?”

I respond, in Italian, “It’s hot outside and it’s much cooler here. We are renting an apartment upstairs. I’m just waiting for my husband.”

He nods, “but you’re not Italian. Why do you speak Italian?”

I smile, “because my husband is Italian.”

He bows slightly, “I understand. Well, enjoy your day,” he raises his sunglasses revealing one of the most attractive faces I’ve ever seen (aside from my own husband’s). I’m not easy to impress, neither is Karen, but we were both fucking impressed. “Ciao.” He walked passed us to the apartment located directly behind where we were sitting.

He took out his keys, “I lived in the US for a while,” he put his key into the hole, “it was wonderful.”

Francesco came walking down the stairs. He saw the man talking with us and flashed me a “are you getting hit on?” smile.

“Ciao,” he said to the handsome man going into his apartment.

“Ciao,” the handsome man replied, “I was just telling your friends that I lived in America for a while.”

Francesco stopped to talk with him, “really? Where?”

Turned out, the handsome man had lived in Florida for a while, partied a great deal, worked in a number of bars, had a marvelous time, and returned to his beloved Florence.

“But why do you speak Italian?” he asked Francesco.

Francesco laughed, “Uhm, because I’m Italian?” They both laughed.

The handsome guy said goodbye and disappeared into his apartment. Francesco walked over to me and Karen,

“Wow, that guy is hot.” He noted.

“Right? Wow.”

“I can see what all the fuss is about now with Italian men,” Karen laughed, “The confidence! He walked straight up to us with a determination I’ve never seen before.”

“Oh, welcome to Italy. That’s what makes them so damn attractive, the guys, they give zero fucks. That’s exactly how Francesco was when we started dating too. Insanity.”

“I like it.”

“He’s REALLY hot,” Francesco said, again.

“Yeah babe, I noticed. You gonna leave me for him?” I laughed, “Anyway,” I stood up, “I’m going to go change. Be right back.”

“I’m coming too,” Karen followed me upstairs to our sweltering apartment.

I threw on a cooler dress and more comfortable sandals. I was on my way to meet up with Georgette from Girl In Florence and I didn’t know how far I’d be walking. Plus, I didn’t want to show up a disgusting sweaty mess so the least I could do was put on a clean dress for her. I liked her, I didn’t want to knock her out with my potent b.o.

Karen and I ran downstairs to grab Francesco before heading to a bar to meet Georgette. Only, Francesco was nowhere to be found. Karen and I waited outside, and waited, and ten minutes went by and he was nowhere to be found. Suddenly, the door popped open and F stuck his head out,

“Babe, I’m hanging out with Angelo*, that’s the hot guy’s name. Come hang out!”

“Francesco, I’m going to be late!”

“Just two minutes!” Francesco grinned.

Karen and I followed Francesco into Angelo’s apartment and out to his garden where Angelo was seated, practically naked. His six pack glistened in the afternoon sun, his biceps bounced as he stood up to shake our hand.

“This is my apartment,” he said, in English this time, “I amAngelo, I own a bar nearby.” He smiled, again.

“Can I get you guys a drink? Something, else?” He paused and flashed a smile.

Angelo proceeded to roll a special variety of cigarette.

Everyone smoked the cigarette except for me because I prefer vodka.

“You sure?”Angelo asked, flashing a crooked smile.

“Yes. I’m meeting a friend for drinks.”

He shrugged.

Angelo made small talk about Florida and his life in Florence. Sweat beads occasionally fell between his well-formed pecs.

A few minutes later we excused ourselves to run towards the bar to meet Georgette. As we exited his apartment, a little old Italian woman entered from the apartment next door.

“Oh, my jesus,  his mom lives next door.”

“Of course,” Francesco added, matter-of-factly.


I’m fairly certain that he has a girlfriend because it’s impossible he doesn’t BUT  if you’re interested in seeing this majestic creature in the wild visit: LANGOLINO in Santa Spirito. I’ve heard that he can be found here often. Order drinks, and thank mother nature.

*Name changed to protect privacy.

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Julliana Bauer September 15, 2015 at 12:49 pm

I can’t believe that I’ve spent 2 months in Florence and missed the chance of meeting Angelo. Stupid La Carraia kept me distracted.

Bassant Mohamed September 20, 2015 at 12:52 am

lol same here I didn’t meet any Angelos ( plural of Angelo) around T_T

Michelle September 15, 2015 at 1:00 pm

my best friend and I are planning a trip to Italy next summer…this is why I am going back. I love the Italian men.

Michelle September 15, 2015 at 1:21 pm

Also, this is the funniest and most descriptive post ever.

M.E. Evans September 15, 2015 at 1:33 pm

Hey thanks Michelle! Let me know if you guys get a glimpse of the pretty man in his natural habitat. 😉

Sharon, Ticket to Travel September 15, 2015 at 3:48 pm

Great story…and I’ve seen men like that in Florence as well. Just takes your breath away! Is this his place?

Tony September 15, 2015 at 4:52 pm

Hilarious post, you should have discreetly snapped a picture to take a poll with your readers to see if they agree. 🙂

Yvonne September 15, 2015 at 5:42 pm

This post read like a steamy, bodice-ripping novel! Evviva.

Felice Lori September 16, 2015 at 3:49 am

I enjoyed reading this post. It was fun. Hopefully will meet my own hot-Italian-man when I get there.

painterwrite September 16, 2015 at 9:56 am

I’m cursing the fact that there’s no pics of him on that Facebook link. So cruel. So cruel.

chewytravels September 16, 2015 at 10:08 am

Haha, this couldn’t have come at a more opportune time. I’ll be in Florence next week for 2 days! I’ll try to check out Langolino… 😀

MonicaB September 16, 2015 at 12:20 pm

Hysterical! I was in Florence for the whole month of July and I had the same “make-up sliding down my face” problem. I had my own Airbnb near Santo Spirito…probably next door to you, but never came across your lovely face as I was trying not to kill anyone (because being so f-ing hot makes me wanna kill someone). Cold showers and laying “sea star” style “tutto nuda” on the bed with the fan on me were my only ways of surviving. I did frequent Langolino, but never came across this stunning man you describe. I will have to look harder next time. I always look forward to new posts from you. Grazie mille.

Lynda September 17, 2015 at 2:19 pm

It is hilarious to think of curious women (and maybe men too) adding this to their tourist to-do list. “Uffizzi? check. David? check. oh… look, we still need to go find hot Angelo.” I hope there are no pyscho stalkers out there! 🙂

M.E. Evans September 18, 2015 at 7:59 am

That’s why I changed his name last minute. Just in case. 😉 But a part of me hopes people do go searching for him in all of his majestic glory. He’s definitely a work of art. Haha

janesilloz September 18, 2015 at 4:04 am

Hilarious. You should write a book and it needs to be a movie.

M.E. Evans September 18, 2015 at 7:55 am

I’m working on a book. It would be totally badass if it turned into a movie. Who would play ME?!

Cindy September 18, 2015 at 4:56 am

Good god florentine guys are like my cryptonite! I bet he could make my eyes melt!

LauraV1215 September 18, 2015 at 7:50 am

I have lived in Florence AND even returned to visit and did not have the pleasure of meeting said attractive man. *books flight to Italy *practices my Italian

M.E. Evans September 18, 2015 at 8:03 am

Hahahaha. Yeaaaaah girl! Get it.

Max Leggett September 18, 2015 at 9:04 am

LOL. Great post.

italyonmymind September 19, 2015 at 2:51 pm

Love this story and your hilarious way of telling it

Gianluca October 24, 2015 at 7:08 pm

hi 🙂 I’m italian

MissDirection September 29, 2015 at 2:05 pm

Ok. I frequent Langolino and have seen a few VERY hot Italian men there. They all seem to be friends. There is also a hot bartender there who alllll the ladies love, but he’s too cocky for my taste. OH! I also saw the Italian version of Michael Ely there once on a casual Tuesday night and my panties magically disappeared. Idk how that happened. Anyway, the next time I see someone I suspect to be “Angelo”, I will ask if he’s ever lived in the US. 😉

M.E. Evans September 29, 2015 at 3:02 pm

Hahaha. It may or may not be the bartender. Hmmm…


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