1. Dad: So, when are you guys having babies? Me: When we’re ready. Dad: You are 32? What else do you need to do? Me: Be ready. Dad: You know, when old people have babies, their babies are retarded. Me:…
March 2014
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Im sure you’ve noticed but I haven’t updating as much in the past weeks. I’ve been going through some stuff and dealing with a bad case of depression/anxiety/writer’s block awfulness. Sometimes I want to write but no matter how hard…
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Since importing my husband to America temporarily for business (me turning surviving in Italy, and Dirty Filthy Things into books), things have been crazy. First, we had to spend two months in my mother’s basement. It wouldn’t have been that…
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As everyone knows, my husband, poodle, and I took a hiatus from Italy to come to the US for business stuff. I still haven’t figured out the best way handle this blog and the move. Document our temporary life here?…
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I decided to take my campaign up a notch by paying graphic designers on Fiverr to make me persuasive pictures. I’m not sure why there is an apple on point 4 instead of a capybara wearing a monocle and tuxedo,…
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Hey yankee, if MY wife would have written all this crap about MY country, I’d have divorced for sure. No idea how your italian husband agrees on this crap. Tante belle minchiate che hai scritto. ….. Dear person who would…
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living abroad
Cont… My Life In Italy: Our Love Is Like The West Side Story With Spaghetti And Flying Pans
March 5, 2014I’ve been offering little glimpses into my life for the past two years. I started blogging three years after I’d lived in Italy so there was a lot that happened before that, many backstories to the shit I talk about…