1. You meet during a family vacation, in a movie, or online. You like what you see. You dream about being inside of it, absorbing it, letting all that culture and complexity inside of you. A week, a month, isn’t…
October 2013
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I did a reading with my good friend Lee Foust a bit ago and it was taped for the news. I’m obviously not good with people or in public so it’s a little awkward. Also, HAIR? The fuck? It’s like…
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Conversations With M.E.: Because Communication Is The Cornerstone Of A Healthy Relationship
October 24, 2013Since I have more weird conversations in any given day than any healthy person should have in a year I’m going to start posting these regularly. These are just for fun, they were not serious conversations, and nobody has been…
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Street Style In Florence In October: Stalking People And A Day Out Embarrassing My Husband
October 19, 2013I spent the day out with my husband stalking people in the center of Florence. My husband finds it highly inappropriate to take pictures of people I don’t know and he followed me around whispering, “stop DOING THAT!”. He needs…
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This morning I awoke around eight a.m., early for me since my insomnia didn’t allow me to fall asleep until around four a.m. I stretched and felt warm pressure on my right leg. Oliver in his usual place, behind my…
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Important Information On Moving To Italy: Shit That You Need To Know Before You Date, Drink, Or Move Here.
October 11, 2013This month I had three articles in The Florence News And Events. If you live in Florence you should pick it up and put my articles in your scrapbook next to photos of your dogs and children. If you are…
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I often write from a cynical point of view in a tone that is best described as sardonic when I write about Italy. At some point, and this happens to everyone, the acid haze of expatriate living eventually turns into…
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