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November 2012

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    Zombie Babies

    November 30, 2012

    Me: Honestly I’m not sure I want kids because what if one night I wake up and one of them is standing in the doorway all backlit and I have to wonder if it’s a zombie or not. Because in…

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    The Shit Challenge

    November 29, 2012

    I actually have no idea why I’m writing about this but I’m going to do it anyways. It’s your lucky day! So, I have to personally take Oliver out at least twice every day. This gives me anxiety. Cleaning up…

  • stories

    My Secret Weapon

    November 28, 2012

    Last weekend Francesco and I went downtown to have a drink with his friends. Of course we had to bring Oliver with us which is usually annoying. This time, however, I found a way to entertain myself with him. Sometimes…

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    Like Me. Please.

    November 28, 2012

    Next time you’re stalking someone on FB, (I’m not judging, I spend half of my time doing the same and writing weird emails to strangers), stalk me and “like” ME.   Like Me. Please. was last modified: November 28th, 2012…

  • When I was home for Christmas last year a lot of weird shit happened. We’ll start at the beginning but I’ll probably jump around a lot. First, my father, a conservative, traditional, former Iranian resident had to meet my then…