travel

Keeping it classy in Venice

small town near Cassino. I took off my wedges. Old lady yelled at me and chased me down the street screaming something about my feet breaking.

“I would like to learn how to be married happily.” Yes, ask the unmarried man in the dress. He knows.”

I spend most of my days in slippers, scuffling across the broken tile in my apartment speaking in soliloquy. I don’t really talk about anything interesting and I bore myself as a companion, in fact, most of the time I…