Phuket Randomness Phuket, The Beach, And Phi Phi (Pee Pee) Island Francesco was insistant on seeing Phi Phi island because he’d seen The Beach with Leo Dicaprio, like thousands of other people. I wasn’t so much against seeing Phi Phi…
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Thailand: Part 1: Where Fucked Up People (or fun people) Go To Be Legally Monstrous
May 20, 2013If you’re new here you might be wondering how Bangkok pertains to Italy. It doesn’t but went with my italian husband so stop yelling at me. And I know a lot of you are waiting to hear about the Italian…
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The Reason That I Suck And Have Been Absent For Two Weeks: I Got Married For The Second Time (to the same dude) In Italy, And Then I Came To Thailand.
May 11, 2013Obviously the wedding in Italy is going to be a long post about the differences and similarities of my American wedding vs. Italian wedding with an emphasis of me making fun of Italy as usual, but that will have to…
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ME. “If we go to Thailand I get a butler, my own butler, it’s ethical and I would tip them a lot because I’m nice but I get a butler and it says they make you coffee in the morning and draw the drapes, so basically I can be like that ugly girl from Annie. And the butler will do “anything” according to the website so she can read me books and help me plan trips and I can name her butterfly!”
Fra. “You can’t name them.”
ME. “Who fucking says!? I can name her buttlerfly. Butterfly, please make some coffee. Butterfly, does this skirt make me look fat? It’s going to be the best time! We’re going to Thailand!”