My favorite parts of Italy are the parts that nobody goes to see. I love the old farm country, the tiny cities where there isn’t anything substantial in terms of tourist sites. My husband’s parents grew up in Campania and…
Living in Italy
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stories
If You Want To Live In Italy You Totally Need To Learn Italian (So You Can Tell People To Fuck Off)
January 22, 2014One of the biggest mistakes that I made when I moved to Italy was not studying Italian before I arrived. I assumed that I could take classes once I lived in Italy or just figure it out by listening, since,…
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When life gets shitty: Buy wine, grab snacks, invite over friends and have a craft day; modge-podge a pair of old heels with Wolverine or Capybara pictures. Call them your “Beast Beats” or your “Diva Dwaynes” and dance it up. Stomp…
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3 Women Of Different Nations Hold The World Together By Talking Shit On Italian Men
January 16, 2014Some of our friends drove down to Cassino to see F and I, while we were staying at his parents apartment a few weeks ago before the holidays. The dudes went out to do some running around and they left…
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expat life
Living In Italy: “Your Boobs Suck,” And Other Lessons I Learned From My Mother-In-Law
January 10, 2014Hello Everyone! This post is REALLY LONG so I apologize. It’s only part of a longer story that I’m working on but I thought you guys would find it amusing because this shit was ridiculous but in retrospect hilarious and…
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The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog, and basically everyone is just here for the Zebra sex. 2013 In Review (Holy Shit! I Survived!) I had my Italian wedding in May and did it without…
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The US and Italy are at polar opposite ends of pretty much every spectrum and floating between the two worlds is like hopping back and fourth in time between planets . I often say that if you could simply combine…
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As you guys know F and I are in the U.S. for a bit. But I have enough Italy posts saved to keep this blog going until the end of days. And I could probably even keep it going after…