Taking Oliver to go potty is like walking a drunk, homeless man. First of all, he smells like pee, secondly he runs aimlessly in random directions, and darts back and fourth across the sidewalk without reason. Also, like all drunk…
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I Love How She Captures The Drama, And The “Different Kinds Of Asian” Sounds Like My Mother In Law
April 12, 2013[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EeYFysK9lI?rel=0&w=560&h=315]
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Since I have no real life and I basically spend all day stalking the internet it didn’t take long before I came across a new comment on my blog saying that I had been nominated for a The Versatile Blogger…
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One of the most difficult things about learning a new language isn’t the memorization or the studying which requires just a little time and dedication, rather, it’s trying to keep some of my pride intact while I walk around sounding…
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Watching The Walking Dead With Francesco. Me: “What would you do if I turned into a zombie?” F: “I would put you in a room and feed you other humans.”True love, my friends. The Walking Dead:He Loves me, He loves me A…
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So this is a really long post and I am sorry but I’ve been swamped so I’m going to cram everything into one giant update. What you should do is just read it in parts. It’s not that long if you…
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By popular demand Lee reads the infamous Amsterdam story: “Sudden-Death Sex Dance” Against the wishes of her husband and in-laws, Misty reads inappropriate things while drunk. If You Live In Florence: Come Out was last modified: April 8th, 2013 by…
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Warning. This is a lazy post. I’m overwhelmed with shit right now and haven’t had time to write something even remotely entertaining. However, I WILL! I WILL PREVAIL! Sometimes when I’m feeling depressed or overwhelmed I’ll go through my old…
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Last week I went with my husband and a few of his friends to Dublin for a long weekend. A break from Italy! But I was hesitant to go on the trip because most of my husband’s friends think I’m…