When I moved to Italy and decided to live the life of an American expat I really didn’t see things going down like this. Alas, here we are! Francesco’s friend from the European Institute soccer team, came over today during…
September 2013
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Me in front of laptop: Do, DO, DO. AAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHH AH AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! F: What the fuck are you doing? ME: ARRRRRR AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAAH. MMMMMMMMMM. AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAH! F: Misty. Seriously, stop it. ME: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAH…
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living abroad
Italian Healthcare: Is He Drinking Wine In The Hospital? And Other Issues Of Sanity.
September 5, 2013“Please remember to tell them I need pediatric needles.” I mumbled. F nodded and rolled his eyes. “I’m serious! If you don’t tell her I will murder you! I will!” He nodded. He clearly didn’t realize the importance of my plea and, remembering he had my pee in his bag, I thought he needed some coercion. I grabbed his man-purse and shook it violently. “Misty! NO!” His eyes went huge with panic…
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stories
It’s My Birthday! Here Is My Gift To You Guys!- OR- We All Hate Change So Please Don’t Hate Me For Giving The Blog A Total Overhaul (At 4 a.m. this morning).
September 2, 2013I was up until four a.m. last night making changes to this blog. I wanted it to be more reader-friendly for all of you. I hope that I succeeded in doing that. It should be easier to navigate now and…