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small town near Cassino. I took off my wedges. Old lady yelled at me and chased me down the street screaming something about my feet breaking.
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This was a picture I just found from my bachelorette party. One of those mean little clown demons tried to stab me with his knife when I asked for directions to a nearby club. Good thing I had a penis…
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This is what Florence looks like right now. I love Christmas in Italy. It’s so beautiful. The tourists though. I KNOW you want to visit but could you do it after I leave? I can’t pick up dog doodie while…
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