Francesco recently tried to learn American slang.
Male Friend: Hey remember when your husband, the sexy Italian, took me on a date?
MF: And we went to Sundance.
MF: That was fun.
Me: Francesco said that you put out.
Me: Then I said, “He said you put out.”
Francesco: huh? What does it mean?
Me: Put out. Like had sex, sort of.
Francesco: ha! I put it all out somewhere!
Me: Nope. Not how slang works.
F: oh…put it all…
F: sigh. Fine.
photo by dave tada.