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You Put Out

written by M.E. Evans January 26, 2016

Francesco recently tried to learn American slang.

Male Friend: Hey remember when your husband, the sexy Italian, took me on a date?

Me: Yeah

MF: And we went to Sundance.

Me: Yeah.

MF: That was fun.

Me: Francesco said that you put out.

MF: hahahaha.

Later….

Me: Then I said, “He said you put out.”

Francesco: huh? What does it mean?

Me: Put out. Like had sex, sort of.

Francesco: ha! I put it all out somewhere!

Me: nope

F: No?

Me: Nope. Not how slang works.

F: oh…put it all…

Me: Nope.

F: sigh. Fine.

 

photo by dave tada.

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