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You Put Out

written by M.E. Evans January 26, 2016

Francesco recently tried to learn American slang.

Male Friend: Hey remember when your husband, the sexy Italian, took me on a date?

Me: Yeah

MF: And we went to Sundance.

Me: Yeah.

MF: That was fun.

Me: Francesco said that you put out.

MF: hahahaha.

Later….

Me: Then I said, “He said you put out.”

Francesco: huh? What does it mean?

Me: Put out. Like had sex, sort of.

Francesco: ha! I put it all out somewhere!

Me: nope

F: No?

Me: Nope. Not how slang works.

F: oh…put it all…

Me: Nope.

F: sigh. Fine.

 

photo by dave tada.

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9 comments

Tony January 27, 2016 at 5:38 am

Love it!

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joyce January 31, 2016 at 5:34 am

hilarious

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Rebekah J DeLibro February 11, 2016 at 5:18 pm

Loving your blog and have only read 2 entries! My kind of humor.

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Alan February 17, 2016 at 6:53 pm

I’m curious to hear about your experiences with depression. How has that affected your pursuit of an expat life? Moreover, did depression influence your decision to move to Italy?

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M.E. Evans February 17, 2016 at 10:11 pm

Alan, I have more of a problem with anxiety than I do depression, although I’ve went through some pretty terrible and low times and have been incredibly depressed. I moved to Italy in part because I had always wanted to live in Europe and partly because my brother died, And I just needed a breathe of fresh air. Since I do have questionable mental health, I definitely think it made some things harder for me in Italy. However, sometimes you have to be a little crazy to pack up and move to a foreign country 😉

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Alan February 18, 2016 at 12:17 pm

Oh Ok gotcha! Your blog is awesome you need to update it more! 🙂

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M.E. Evans February 18, 2016 at 12:26 pm

Alan, thank you! I have a lot of posts coming starting next week. I’m currently writing a book about my time in Italy and it’s just taken every min of my free time. But I’m finished with this round of edits and will be taking a break so I can get back to my beloved blogging 😉

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fallaciousflorentine March 30, 2016 at 2:38 am

Ha! Putting it all out somewhere sounds like my cup of tea:)

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AmandaL June 13, 2016 at 1:20 am

I can’t wait to read your book M!

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