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You Put Out

written by M.E. Evans January 26, 2016

Francesco recently tried to learn American slang.

Male Friend: Hey remember when your husband, the sexy Italian, took me on a date?

Me: Yeah

MF: And we went to Sundance.

Me: Yeah.

MF: That was fun.

Me: Francesco said that you put out.

MF: hahahaha.


Me: Then I said, “He said you put out.”

Francesco: huh? What does it mean?

Me: Put out. Like had sex, sort of.

Francesco: ha! I put it all out somewhere!

Me: nope

F: No?

Me: Nope. Not how slang works.

F: oh…put it all…

Me: Nope.

F: sigh. Fine.


photo by dave tada.

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Tony January 27, 2016 at 5:38 am

Love it!

joyce January 31, 2016 at 5:34 am


Rebekah J DeLibro February 11, 2016 at 5:18 pm

Loving your blog and have only read 2 entries! My kind of humor.

Alan February 17, 2016 at 6:53 pm

I’m curious to hear about your experiences with depression. How has that affected your pursuit of an expat life? Moreover, did depression influence your decision to move to Italy?

M.E. Evans February 17, 2016 at 10:11 pm

Alan, I have more of a problem with anxiety than I do depression, although I’ve went through some pretty terrible and low times and have been incredibly depressed. I moved to Italy in part because I had always wanted to live in Europe and partly because my brother died, And I just needed a breathe of fresh air. Since I do have questionable mental health, I definitely think it made some things harder for me in Italy. However, sometimes you have to be a little crazy to pack up and move to a foreign country 😉

Alan February 18, 2016 at 12:17 pm

Oh Ok gotcha! Your blog is awesome you need to update it more! 🙂

M.E. Evans February 18, 2016 at 12:26 pm

Alan, thank you! I have a lot of posts coming starting next week. I’m currently writing a book about my time in Italy and it’s just taken every min of my free time. But I’m finished with this round of edits and will be taking a break so I can get back to my beloved blogging 😉

fallaciousflorentine March 30, 2016 at 2:38 am

Ha! Putting it all out somewhere sounds like my cup of tea:)

AmandaL June 13, 2016 at 1:20 am

I can’t wait to read your book M!


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