I decided to take my campaign up a notch by paying graphic designers on Fiverr to make me persuasive pictures. I’m not sure why there is an apple on point 4 instead of a capybara wearing a monocle and tuxedo, but otherwise I think this poster illustrates my points pretty well. Any other reasons why I probably need one are welcomed. Also, feel free to start the comment with, “dear Francesco who hates happiness…”
