My husband is kind of a scrooge. So much in fact that I recently nicknamed him Grinch McScroogeMiser. He’s not usually one for holiday cheer but since we’ve been to my mom’s he seems to be lightening up. My mom’s house resembles a Christmas village with every inch decorated and Christmas music blaring over the Christmas movies that play on repeat in the background. The cheer is somehow seeping into his icy cold scrooge heart and he’s been singing all day long. The songs are supposed to be Christmas songs, songs of joy and hope and materialism but you guys, since English isn’t his mother-tongue, his versions are just fucking terrifying. I’ve asked him to stop singing before he traumatizes the neighborhood children.
“You better watch out. You better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOOOU BETTER WATCH OUT! Santa Claus is coooomiiing to taaaaawn!”
Kids: Fucking. Run.
Scary Santa (Photo credit: RaGardner4)
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