Francesco received his Greencard on July 3rd 2013 and now he’s obnoxiously embracing American culture. He’s trying to give himself a fancy new “American” name. So far he seems set on Franky I.S. for Franky Italian Stallion because he…
July 2013
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“One Italian makes a Latin lover, two together can never agree whilst three Italians make up four political parties.”
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This is a great American comedic actress with (I believe) an Italian immigrant father. She basically sums up the older generation perfectly. Oddly enough, you would never be able to tell from the wig and Super Mario Brother moustache, but…
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Watching Immigrants, The Rare, Not Racist Italians, And Getting Locked Out Again
July 18, 2013This isn’t a real post, just an observation. I’ve been sick this week so I haven’t written something really. It’s coming, I promise. I am a lot like Einstein. I’m not a genius and I suck at math but I…
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Francesco and I have been married three times because we had to really make fucking sure or because we’re masochistic, or both. Once at the city office on September 25th 2012, followed by a small wedding in Park City on September…
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He Finally Received His Greencard! And He Left Me Alone With HIs Mother For Two Hours To Do It.
July 8, 2013F finally received his Greencard on July 3rd 2013. While he was in the immigration office I was forced to wait with his parents and Oliver. His dad went to sleep in the car while his mom and I settled…
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Your First Time Here? STOP. This is not a traditional travel blog. If you’re offended easily or struggle with sarcasm or irony you should skip my website and watch this instead. Also, I swear ALL THE TIME and sometimes I talk about…
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Everything always happens to me as though it’s called on by the universe. If I think about someone a lot they are bound to pop up (which sucks because I think more about people I want to stab with a…