1. You love pizza. Honestly, you love all carbs.
2. Good wine is more important to you than lots of money.
3. Tiny coffee is your favorite way to start your day.
4. Flowers in windows were made for you.
5. You love dogs (and don’t mind occasionally stepping in shit).
6. Frolicking in vineyards has always seemed like your calling in life.
7. Have you always wanted to drink wine on church steps at night? Or anywhere for that matter?
8. Your feet are destined for great things like walking on hand-chiseled cobblestone.
9. No, but seriously, you really love food. You’ll stab someone over some pizza.
10. You’re really good at talking with your hands.
11. You’d spend all day at a Farmer’s Market if you could.
12. This I Love Lucy episode was your favorite…
13. Soccer is pretty much your favorite thing ever.
14. You’ve dreamed of marrying an Italian man
15. Or an Italian woman
16. It’s your dream to drive a tiny car
17. Maybe even a little scooter.
18. Having your dog pose with youagainst beautiful backdrops is kind of a big deal.
19. You just really like to relax and hang out wherev.
20. Italian music makes you feel like dancing
21. You’re not afraid of a little passionate yelling.
22. Growing up you always thought about becoming an artist
23. Or maybe you’re just a huge fan of chest hair
24. You don’t really care about quality television or the image of an old pedophile gawking at a teenager doesn’t make you vomit in your mouth.
25. Going out at night with friends, regardless of age, whether or not you have kids, is something that you’d love to take part in.
26. Public kissing is pretty much your favorite thing.
27. Intense eye contact makes your panties/boxers drop.
28. The beach is always calling
29. Gourmet sandwiches are on your list of things you need in your life on the daily.
jforjackie.com (this picture is of two panini from i fratellini, my favorite sandwich place in Florence).